Booking Etiquette

My greatest desire is for you to come away having had the most wonderful time. Therefore, upon initial contact, please indulge me by briefly acquainting your lovely self with me and detailing how you’d like to spend our encounter together.

My greatest desire for myself is to be respected.

Bartering a lady for her energy exchange is both bad mannered and unaligned with good intention. If my rates are not suitable to your financial circumstances, there are plenty of other lovely ladies who will be.

Please prepare yourself for our meeting by ensuring you have fresh from the shower and are neat and tidy down below. I am always freshly showered and groomed impeccably.

I have recently reverted all correspondence to my online form or direct email address Please do fill out the form as best you can. Any personal details shared will be handled with the utmost discretion, confidentiality and privacy. Please remember that I am first and foremostly a person, and a woman and I do have a life set apart from these secret interludes. Communication should be kept on a professional and respectful level unless an arrangement of sorts has priorly been discussed.

If you were to ask my preference, I would almost always opt for an advanced notice date (the lady doth protest too much) so please do try to keep this in mind. Spontaneity is always fun, even for home birds like me, so sometimes I whip my hair back and forth and can be available at the last minute. Only sometimes though 😉

I choose not to show my face for privacy and discretion reasons and also out of respect to the people I love. The world is not a safe place under the stigma and unfavourable personal perspectives of certain sectors of society. Please spare yourself from asking me to send you a picture because no one is safe until proven otherwise (aka stranger danger).

Gentlemen, I am a companion; I am your date for the afternoon/evening/weekend/week and thus need an education and adoration beyond the primal. Take me to the theatre, the circus, the moon. I’ll be a much better baby on account of your creativity and care beyond my good time gal status.

Gifts are most definitely not expected or desired. If you’d like to support the work of my podcast, my new passion project, please feel to ask for details as to how to proceed. That really would tickle me pink.